Dear FUFBI fans:

When I am not being a fuzzy-headed bear, I like to use logic. So here goes:

1. A man is being investigated by the secret service for making jokes about Biden.
2. Biden is a joke.
3. Therefore, a man is being investigated for joking about a joke.

Checkout this story with thanks to WND :

Secret Service investigates man for making jokes about Bidens

A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Despicable Secret Service!

Sincerely,

Wright E. Thaitea