Who or what is FUFBI?

Some folks think it might stand for FU FBI. (Insert lawyer approved crappity crap here.) This is blatantly false as absolutely nothing on this site is intended to imply that sexual penetration of a federal agency is a good idea, especially if it might be something they could enjoy.

Nope. FUFBI stands for Fancy Unicorn Fuzzy Bear Insurrection.

The best way to deal with bullies is to laugh at them.

Our Columnists:

Lef T. Lucee (nickname Fancy Unicorn)

Wright E. Thaitea (nickname Fuzzy Bear)

How to contact us: Send a copy of your message to every household on the planet. Either Lef or Wright is bound to notice. Thanks!