Dear FUFBI fans:

Cash for freedom.

Nope. I am not talking about paying a ransom. But the snoopy feds think they have an unfettered right to know what you are buying. As an adult unicorn, what I purchase is none of their business. So I use cash only. And, until I find a bank willing to give a credit card to someone as horny as me, I will ONLY USE CASH.

Checkout this story with thanks to New York Post :

Biden’s Big Brother teams are now watching what you BUY — hope you pay in cash

A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Former Vice President Joe Biden!

Sincerely,

Lef T. Lucee