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Silver Lining

Dear FUFBI fans: Every dark cloud has a silver lining. The dark cloud is the tyrannical behavior of the FBI, arresting people for the crime of criticising the government. The silver lining? How about the silver lining the pocket of an FBI agent who stole from the victim of one …

Melania Doesn't Trust FBI

Dear FUFBI fans: This is what tyranny looks like. If you oppose the swamp creatures, they send alligators to attack. Checkout this story with thanks to Hot Air : Melania: Watch Out for the FBI A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Despicable Merrick Garland! Sincerely, Lef T. Lucee

Bad Boys

Dear FUFBI fans: It isn't about justice. It is about intimidation. Checkout this story with thanks to Cowboy State Daily : Outrage At Feds In Tactical Gear Indicting S.D. Ranchers Over 75-Year-Old Fenceline A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Despicable Travis Lunders! Sincerely, Lef T. Lucee

Quiet Lies

Dear FUFBI fans: There is a program called "Quiet Skies" that supposedly tracks dangerous people doing the dastardly act of flying on airplanes. It is a lovely tool for tyrants: they can harass people they do not like without the usual restraints of getting indictments and convincing juries. But when …

Prisoner Abuse

Dear FUFBI fans: The damn FBI goes out of its way to harm American citizens for the crime of not trusting the election process. Checkout this story with thanks to Gateway Pundit : New Documents Prove the FBI Worked with Prison Officials to Wrongly Punish J6 Prisoner John Strand A big …

Is Dementia Contageous?

Dear FUFBI fans: Is dementia contageous? We hope so. Because if it spreads to all the corrupt federal agencies they will get a lot less done. And the things they try to do are usually harming America. A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Despicable Joe Biden! Sincerely, Lef T …

FBI Fakes Photo

Dear FUFBI fans: If you are ever on a jury and someone from the FBI is solemnly trying to convince you of something, remember this: the FBI is willing to fake evidence. Checkout this story with thanks to Hot Air : BOMBSHELL: FBI Staged Fake Photo of Classified Documents for PR …

FBI Clairvoyance

Dear FUFBI fans: When it comes to predicting the future, we think causing the future is, you know, cheating. Checkout this story with thanks to Revolver : Meet Donell Harvin: Trump-Hating Deep State Official Who ‘Predicted’ J6 Pipe Bombs in Advance A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Despicable Donnel! Sincerely …

Health and Truth

Dear FUFBI fans: Fortunately for me, the pandemic didn't impact unicorns. But for you humans, censorship killed some of your family and friends. The way out of a health crisis is to have good information. The way to have good information is to have all the information, good and bad …

Reporting is the Crime Wave

Dear FUFBI fans: Bye bye first amendment. We have a "crime wave" now with the FBI arresting another reporter for the crime of reporting. Checkout this story : Blaze News investigative writer Steve Baker says FBI wants him to self-surrender Friday in Dallas over his Jan. 6 reporting A big FU …