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Is Dementia Contageous?

Dear FUFBI fans: Is dementia contageous? We hope so. Because if it spreads to all the corrupt federal agencies they will get a lot less done. And the things they try to do are usually harming America. A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Despicable Joe Biden! Sincerely, Lef T …

FBI Fakes Photo

Dear FUFBI fans: If you are ever on a jury and someone from the FBI is solemnly trying to convince you of something, remember this: the FBI is willing to fake evidence. Checkout this story with thanks to Hot Air : BOMBSHELL: FBI Staged Fake Photo of Classified Documents for PR …

FBI Clairvoyance

Dear FUFBI fans: When it comes to predicting the future, we think causing the future is, you know, cheating. Checkout this story with thanks to Revolver : Meet Donell Harvin: Trump-Hating Deep State Official Who ‘Predicted’ J6 Pipe Bombs in Advance A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Despicable Donnel! Sincerely …

Is The FBI Watchig YOU?

Dear FUFBI fans: Hello from Big Brother. Sometimes I think George Orwell's novel "1984" is now the FBI's training manual. Dan Bongino has an interesting perspective in this video. Checkout this story : Is The FBI Watching MAGA Voters? A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Despicable FBI! Sincerely, Wright E …

Crooked Judge

Dear FUFBI fans: The judicial branch can be just as tyranical and corrupt as the other two branches. What happened to the first amendment? When a person is accused, in court, they have the right to defend themselves, in court. But when attacked in the public arena, they have a …

Health and Truth

Dear FUFBI fans: Fortunately for me, the pandemic didn't impact unicorns. But for you humans, censorship killed some of your family and friends. The way out of a health crisis is to have good information. The way to have good information is to have all the information, good and bad …

He is a Joke

Dear FUFBI fans: When I am not being a fuzzy-headed bear, I like to use logic. So here goes: A man is being investigated by the secret service for making jokes about Biden. Biden is a joke. Therefore, a man is being investigated for joking about a joke. Checkout this …

FBI Warns the Mayor

Dear FUFBI fans: Mayor Adams went off script. So the FBI sent him a warning. Checkout this story with thanks to Revolver : Mayor Adams wandered off the planation again, so Biden had the FBI send him another scary “message”… A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Despicable FBI! Sincerely, Wright …

Indicted for Truth Telling

Dear FUFBI fans: What happens if a person exposes the corruption of Joe Biden and company? The goons at the FBI and DOJ get you indicted. Checkout this story : Exclusive: House Republicans Probe FBI’s Sudden About-Face On Confidential Source A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Despicable FBI! Sincerely …

Reporting is the Crime Wave

Dear FUFBI fans: Bye bye first amendment. We have a "crime wave" now with the FBI arresting another reporter for the crime of reporting. Checkout this story : Blaze News investigative writer Steve Baker says FBI wants him to self-surrender Friday in Dallas over his Jan. 6 reporting A big FU …