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The Crime of Journalism

Dear FUFBI fans: Being a journalist is now a crime. Witness the FBI arrest of David Medina. Here is a bit of wsidom from Katie Daviscourt: "I remember watching Antifa militants burn the city of Portland to the ground for 9 months straight. They were never charged or even looked …

FBI Snoozes Through Voter Fraud

Dear FUFBI fans: The purpose of elections is to have a non-violent means of removing people from power. Unless the FBI likes the people in power. Then it is Go Fraud GO! Checkout this story with thanks to Gateway Pundit : Mich. Rep. Demands Answers from Governor, FBI, on Why Obvious …

FBI Enabled Sex Trafficking

Dear FUFBI fans: It takes a village to raise a child. The "village" of course, is always the government and never the parents. So, the FBI apparently has plenty of resources to monitor parents with nefarious plans, such as attending school board meetings. But what if "the village" is an …

FBI Loved J6

Dear FUFBI fans: Today is Valentine's Day. So who does the FBI love? They love them some J6 protesters. Checkout this story with thanks to Headline USA : J6 Filing: FBI Agent in Crowd Cheered as Protestors Stormed Capitol A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Despicable FBI! Sincerely, Lef T …

Cash for Freedom

Dear FUFBI fans: Cash for freedom. Nope. I am not talking about paying a ransom. But the snoopy feds think they have an unfettered right to know what you are buying. As an adult unicorn, what I purchase is none of their business. So I use cash only. And, until …

Me Too (Offer not valid for Tara Reade)

Dear FUFBI fans: Remember the whole "Me Too" movement? Apparently the "believe her" concept does not apply if the accused rapist is on the list of approved tyrants. In fact, in such cases, you can go beyond the apparently antiquated "innocent until proven guilty" concept. You can use the FBI …

Clubbing the Dying

Dear FUFBI fans: Lila Morris beat an unconscious Roseanne Boyland, who later died. We have the video. Is Lila Morris on trial? No. Luke Coffee is on trial and officer Lila Morris admits he did not strike her. Checkout this story with thanks to Gateway Pundit : Violent Jan 6 Police …

DOJ Attacks Reporter

Dear FUFBI fans: What happens when a reporter uncovers wrong doing by the federal government? Nothing. Unless he lives in a police state and reports on it. Checkout this story with thanks to Gateway Pundit : BREAKING: Journalist Stephen Baker Releases Statement After DOJ Threatens Prosecution Following His Video Report Indicting …

FBI Defies Court Order

Dear FUFBI fans: When the FBI defies court orders, we have reached a new level of tyranny. Who do you get to arrest them? The FBI? Checkout this story with thanks to PJ Media : FBI Defies Legal Ruling, Refuses to Hand Over Seth Rich Laptop A big FU (Fancy Unicorn …

FBI Warns Of Extremist MAGA Plot

Dear FUFBI fans: As always, the Babylon Bee's satire is closer to the truth than anything you will see on the lame stream media. Checkout this story with thanks to The Babylon Beee : FBI Warns Of Extremist MAGA Plot To Go To A Polling Location And Vote For Preferred Candidate …