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FBI Clairvoyance

Dear FUFBI fans: When it comes to predicting the future, we think causing the future is, you know, cheating. Checkout this story with thanks to Revolver : Meet Donell Harvin: Trump-Hating Deep State Official Who ‘Predicted’ J6 Pipe Bombs in Advance A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Despicable Donnel! Sincerely …

Health and Truth

Dear FUFBI fans: Fortunately for me, the pandemic didn't impact unicorns. But for you humans, censorship killed some of your family and friends. The way out of a health crisis is to have good information. The way to have good information is to have all the information, good and bad …

Reporting is the Crime Wave

Dear FUFBI fans: Bye bye first amendment. We have a "crime wave" now with the FBI arresting another reporter for the crime of reporting. Checkout this story : Blaze News investigative writer Steve Baker says FBI wants him to self-surrender Friday in Dallas over his Jan. 6 reporting A big FU …

The Crime of Journalism

Dear FUFBI fans: Being a journalist is now a crime. Witness the FBI arrest of David Medina. Here is a bit of wsidom from Katie Daviscourt: "I remember watching Antifa militants burn the city of Portland to the ground for 9 months straight. They were never charged or even looked …

FBI Snoozes Through Voter Fraud

Dear FUFBI fans: The purpose of elections is to have a non-violent means of removing people from power. Unless the FBI likes the people in power. Then it is Go Fraud GO! Checkout this story with thanks to Gateway Pundit : Mich. Rep. Demands Answers from Governor, FBI, on Why Obvious …

FBI Enabled Sex Trafficking

Dear FUFBI fans: It takes a village to raise a child. The "village" of course, is always the government and never the parents. So, the FBI apparently has plenty of resources to monitor parents with nefarious plans, such as attending school board meetings. But what if "the village" is an …

FBI Loved J6

Dear FUFBI fans: Today is Valentine's Day. So who does the FBI love? They love them some J6 protesters. Checkout this story with thanks to Headline USA : J6 Filing: FBI Agent in Crowd Cheered as Protestors Stormed Capitol A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Despicable FBI! Sincerely, Lef T …

Cash for Freedom

Dear FUFBI fans: Cash for freedom. Nope. I am not talking about paying a ransom. But the snoopy feds think they have an unfettered right to know what you are buying. As an adult unicorn, what I purchase is none of their business. So I use cash only. And, until …

Me Too (Offer not valid for Tara Reade)

Dear FUFBI fans: Remember the whole "Me Too" movement? Apparently the "believe her" concept does not apply if the accused rapist is on the list of approved tyrants. In fact, in such cases, you can go beyond the apparently antiquated "innocent until proven guilty" concept. You can use the FBI …

Clubbing the Dying

Dear FUFBI fans: Lila Morris beat an unconscious Roseanne Boyland, who later died. We have the video. Is Lila Morris on trial? No. Luke Coffee is on trial and officer Lila Morris admits he did not strike her. Checkout this story with thanks to Gateway Pundit : Violent Jan 6 Police …