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FBI Enabled Sex Trafficking

Dear FUFBI fans: It takes a village to raise a child. The "village" of course, is always the government and never the parents. So, the FBI apparently has plenty of resources to monitor parents with nefarious plans, such as attending school board meetings. But what if "the village" is an …

FBI Loved J6

Dear FUFBI fans: Today is Valentine's Day. So who does the FBI love? They love them some J6 protesters. Checkout this story with thanks to Headline USA : J6 Filing: FBI Agent in Crowd Cheered as Protestors Stormed Capitol A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Despicable FBI! Sincerely, Lef T …

Making The FBI MORE Racist

Dear FUFBI fans: Being an FBI agent is supposed to be something earned by being one of the best. Not anymore. Now it means you click the right box for skin color, favorite sex toy, or some other woke victim class. Checkout this story with thanks to Town Hall : The …

Cash for Freedom

Dear FUFBI fans: Cash for freedom. Nope. I am not talking about paying a ransom. But the snoopy feds think they have an unfettered right to know what you are buying. As an adult unicorn, what I purchase is none of their business. So I use cash only. And, until …

Purpose of Elections

Dear FUFBI fans: The purpose of elections is to have a non-violent means of removing people from power. Election fraud eliminates the opportunity to remove a tyrant without violence. This is why election fraud, of any kind, should be a capital offence. On the other hand, for the Washington swamp …

Me Too (Offer not valid for Tara Reade)

Dear FUFBI fans: Remember the whole "Me Too" movement? Apparently the "believe her" concept does not apply if the accused rapist is on the list of approved tyrants. In fact, in such cases, you can go beyond the apparently antiquated "innocent until proven guilty" concept. You can use the FBI …

Pipe Bomb Panic

Dear FUFBI fans: I have a question for parents or future parents. What would concern you the most regarding your children? (1) They walk within a few feet of a newly discovered pipe bomb. (2) A scary police man stops them from walking past a newly discovered pipe bomb. If …

FBI: A Bunch of Thugs

Dear FUFBI fans: What is the difference between a safe cracking burglar and an FBI agent? Not much. Checkout this story with thanks to Gateway Pundit : Appeals Court Finds FBI Did Violate 4th Amendment Rights of Los Angeles Residents by Seizing Hundreds of Safety Deposit Boxes without ‘Any Legal Basis …

FBI Modus Operandi: Attack and Lie

Dear FUFBI fans: Modus Operandi is Latin for method of operations. What is the modus operandi for the FBI? It is to lie about investigations and then attack whistle-blowers. We need to shut them down and then prosecute any FBI agent or employee who has committed crimes such as perjury …

DOJ Attacks Reporter

Dear FUFBI fans: What happens when a reporter uncovers wrong doing by the federal government? Nothing. Unless he lives in a police state and reports on it. Checkout this story with thanks to Gateway Pundit : BREAKING: Journalist Stephen Baker Releases Statement After DOJ Threatens Prosecution Following His Video Report Indicting …