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FBI Defies Court Order

Dear FUFBI fans: When the FBI defies court orders, we have reached a new level of tyranny. Who do you get to arrest them? The FBI? Checkout this story with thanks to PJ Media : FBI Defies Legal Ruling, Refuses to Hand Over Seth Rich Laptop A big FU (Fancy Unicorn …

Is the FBI Spying On You?

Dear FUFBI fans: Time to invest in tinfoil hats? Maybe, maybe not. But it is definitely time to shut down the FBI. They are spying on us. They are NOT trying to solve crimes. They are attempting to find political opponents, like citizens who like Trump or bibles. Why? I …

FBI Warns Of Extremist MAGA Plot

Dear FUFBI fans: As always, the Babylon Bee's satire is closer to the truth than anything you will see on the lame stream media. Checkout this story with thanks to The Babylon Beee : FBI Warns Of Extremist MAGA Plot To Go To A Polling Location And Vote For Preferred Candidate …

FBI Entrapment of Autistic Teen

Dear FUFBI fans: Engaging in entrapment is one of the FBI's go-to methods. They don't actually care about preventing crime. They want to create a crime because, duh, it is easier to stop a crime when you are the ones who started it. Now add in the fact that the …

Three Years in the DC Gulag

Dear FUFBI fans: Question: What kind of country is it where a political prisoner can sit in jail, without trial, for three years? Answer: Your country, the USA. Checkout this story with thanks to Gateway Pundit : Today Marks 3 Years Since the Arrest of J6er Jake Lang- and Still NO …

How to Prank the FBI

Dear FUFBI fans: The best way to deal with bullies is to laugh at them. Checkout this story with thanks to The Babylon Beee : 9 Hilarious Pranks To Pull On The FBI Agents Tapped Into Your Phone Line A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Oh So Silly FBI! Sincerely …

Public Sees FBI as Enemy

Dear FUFBI fans: It turns out that when you trample on people's liberty, they start to see you as the enemy. Checkout this story with thanks to The Federalist Papers : FBI Brags About Hunting Down 'January 6 Fugitives,' Post Immediately Backfires A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Fascist FBI …

Time to Shut Down the FBI

Dear FUFBI fans: Hmmm... So it turns out that the same piece of human garbage, Michael D’Antuono, that did the nefarious FBI entrapment of patriots in the Whitmer (didn't happen) kidnapping case is now handling J6 cases? Checkout this story : Vivek Ramaswamy Says We Must SHUT DOWN The FBI …

Ray Epps Sweetheart Deal

Dear FUFBI fans: The man who apparently instigated violence on January 6 gets a totally sweeheart deal. Now why would that be? Could it be he was doing the bidding of the swamp rats that run DC? Checkout this story with thanks to Revolver : Ray Epps scores yet another “sweetheart …

Over 200 Feds on J6

Dear FUFBI fans: So, who were the bad guys on January 6, 2021? Let's see, Nancy Pelosi refused national guard protection, the Washington Police fired explosives into the peacefully assembled (until attacked) crowd, and in the crowd, were over 200 federal assets... Checkout this story with thanks to The Daily …