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FBI Entrapment of Autistic Teen

Dear FUFBI fans: Engaging in entrapment is one of the FBI's go-to methods. They don't actually care about preventing crime. They want to create a crime because, duh, it is easier to stop a crime when you are the ones who started it. Now add in the fact that the …

Electic Vehicle Brain Freeze

Dear FUFBI fans: There is a simple rule for deciding whether the government should subsidise somethiing. If something is popular, it does not need a subsidy. If it isn't popular, it doesn't deserve a subsidy. So, let's look at the Tesla disaster in Chicago. First, those lithium batteries perform poorly …

What is Complicated about "Shall not be infringed"?

Dear FUFBI fans: Tyrant Grisham says "The constitutionality questions are beginning to be very complicated in the arena of gun violence..." What is so frigging complicated? The second amendments says "the right to bear arms shall not be infringed." It does not say "except when you are in a park …

Mainstream Media Madness

Dear FUFBI fans: Back in the day, when I was just a young unicorn filly, I would listen to Radio Moscow on short-wave radio. It was hilarious. It was hilarious because of the ridiculous claims they made about how wonderful life was in the Soviet Union and how terrible life …

Tyrants "Protect" You from Freedom

Dear FUFBI fans: Tyrants take your freedom on the excuse that they are protecting you from some danger, when the real danger is usually the tyrants themselves. This is why they are always creating hatred of this or that group of "dangerous" enemies: ultra-maga, right wing "extremists", evil capitalists, and …

How to Prank the FBI

Dear FUFBI fans: The best way to deal with bullies is to laugh at them. Checkout this story with thanks to The Babylon Beee : 9 Hilarious Pranks To Pull On The FBI Agents Tapped Into Your Phone Line A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Oh So Silly FBI! Sincerely …

Fakebook says Eye Witness Personal Testimony is 'misinformation'

Dear FUFBI fans: This woman suffered chronic health complications after receiving a Covid injection but her personal story is 'misinformation' according to Fakebook. Checkout this story with thanks to Slay News : Vaccine-Injured Woman Censored from Sharing Her Story with Friends on Facebook A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Liar …

Anti-Gig Tyranny

Dear FUFBI fans: So you and some company come to an agreement that you will contract to do work for them and they will pay you at some particular rate for the work they ask you to do. You like the deal and want to go ahead. The principle of …

The Insurrection Excuse

Dear FUFBI fans: It is a pattern of tyrants through history to generate fear in the population and then use that fear to take away people's rights. Here an editorial about January 6th is used to advocate for disarming the populace. Checkout this story with thanks to Bearing Arms : Insane …

Victoria Charity White

Dear FUFBI fans: What happened to Victoria Charity White is absolutely horrific. This is what a police state looks like. Checkout this story with thanks to Lara Logan : Lara Logan: The Story of Victoria Charity White May Be the Most Important J6 Revelation Yet Sincerely, Lef T. Lucee