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DOJ Attacks Reporter

Dear FUFBI fans: What happens when a reporter uncovers wrong doing by the federal government? Nothing. Unless he lives in a police state and reports on it. Checkout this story with thanks to Gateway Pundit : BREAKING: Journalist Stephen Baker Releases Statement After DOJ Threatens Prosecution Following His Video Report Indicting …

FBI Defies Court Order

Dear FUFBI fans: When the FBI defies court orders, we have reached a new level of tyranny. Who do you get to arrest them? The FBI? Checkout this story with thanks to PJ Media : FBI Defies Legal Ruling, Refuses to Hand Over Seth Rich Laptop A big FU (Fancy Unicorn …

FBI Warns Of Extremist MAGA Plot

Dear FUFBI fans: As always, the Babylon Bee's satire is closer to the truth than anything you will see on the lame stream media. Checkout this story with thanks to The Babylon Beee : FBI Warns Of Extremist MAGA Plot To Go To A Polling Location And Vote For Preferred Candidate …

FBI Entrapment of Autistic Teen

Dear FUFBI fans: Engaging in entrapment is one of the FBI's go-to methods. They don't actually care about preventing crime. They want to create a crime because, duh, it is easier to stop a crime when you are the ones who started it. Now add in the fact that the …

Electic Vehicle Brain Freeze

Dear FUFBI fans: There is a simple rule for deciding whether the government should subsidise somethiing. If something is popular, it does not need a subsidy. If it isn't popular, it doesn't deserve a subsidy. So, let's look at the Tesla disaster in Chicago. First, those lithium batteries perform poorly …

What is Complicated about "Shall not be infringed"?

Dear FUFBI fans: Tyrant Grisham says "The constitutionality questions are beginning to be very complicated in the arena of gun violence..." What is so frigging complicated? The second amendments says "the right to bear arms shall not be infringed." It does not say "except when you are in a park …

Mainstream Media Madness

Dear FUFBI fans: Back in the day, when I was just a young unicorn filly, I would listen to Radio Moscow on short-wave radio. It was hilarious. It was hilarious because of the ridiculous claims they made about how wonderful life was in the Soviet Union and how terrible life …

Tyrants "Protect" You from Freedom

Dear FUFBI fans: Tyrants take your freedom on the excuse that they are protecting you from some danger, when the real danger is usually the tyrants themselves. This is why they are always creating hatred of this or that group of "dangerous" enemies: ultra-maga, right wing "extremists", evil capitalists, and …

How to Prank the FBI

Dear FUFBI fans: The best way to deal with bullies is to laugh at them. Checkout this story with thanks to The Babylon Beee : 9 Hilarious Pranks To Pull On The FBI Agents Tapped Into Your Phone Line A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Oh So Silly FBI! Sincerely …

Fakebook says Eye Witness Personal Testimony is 'misinformation'

Dear FUFBI fans: This woman suffered chronic health complications after receiving a Covid injection but her personal story is 'misinformation' according to Fakebook. Checkout this story with thanks to Slay News : Vaccine-Injured Woman Censored from Sharing Her Story with Friends on Facebook A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Liar …