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Special on FBI Agents! Only $225,000!

Dear FUFBI fans: It turns out that FBI agents can be bribed. Given what thugs they are, my fuzzy headed brain is trying to figure out whether or not that is a good thing. Checkout this story with thanks to Gateway Pundit : Crooked FBI Special Agent Who Investigated Trump-Russia Hoax …

Stomping Out the Truth

Dear FUFBI fans: Imagine some badly scripted Hollywood movie about some future America run by a corrupt dictatorship. In this script some courageous hero provides testimony about the flagrant corruption of the ruling dictator and his family. What happens in this awful movie? Of course the hero gets arrested by …

FBI Enabled Sex Trafficking

Dear FUFBI fans: It takes a village to raise a child. The "village" of course, is always the government and never the parents. So, the FBI apparently has plenty of resources to monitor parents with nefarious plans, such as attending school board meetings. But what if "the village" is an …

FBI Loved J6

Dear FUFBI fans: Today is Valentine's Day. So who does the FBI love? They love them some J6 protesters. Checkout this story with thanks to Headline USA : J6 Filing: FBI Agent in Crowd Cheered as Protestors Stormed Capitol A big FU (Fancy Unicorn) to you Despicable FBI! Sincerely, Lef T …

Making The FBI MORE Racist

Dear FUFBI fans: Being an FBI agent is supposed to be something earned by being one of the best. Not anymore. Now it means you click the right box for skin color, favorite sex toy, or some other woke victim class. Checkout this story with thanks to Town Hall : The …

Book Banning

Dear FUFBI fans: The truth can almost always stand on its own against lies. When someone is trying to censor something, that is an excellent clue that the something is true. When people like Andy Slavitt set out to use the power of the federal government to censor the views …

Cash for Freedom

Dear FUFBI fans: Cash for freedom. Nope. I am not talking about paying a ransom. But the snoopy feds think they have an unfettered right to know what you are buying. As an adult unicorn, what I purchase is none of their business. So I use cash only. And, until …

Purpose of Elections

Dear FUFBI fans: The purpose of elections is to have a non-violent means of removing people from power. Election fraud eliminates the opportunity to remove a tyrant without violence. This is why election fraud, of any kind, should be a capital offence. On the other hand, for the Washington swamp …

Me Too (Offer not valid for Tara Reade)

Dear FUFBI fans: Remember the whole "Me Too" movement? Apparently the "believe her" concept does not apply if the accused rapist is on the list of approved tyrants. In fact, in such cases, you can go beyond the apparently antiquated "innocent until proven guilty" concept. You can use the FBI …

Pipe Bomb Panic

Dear FUFBI fans: I have a question for parents or future parents. What would concern you the most regarding your children? (1) They walk within a few feet of a newly discovered pipe bomb. (2) A scary police man stops them from walking past a newly discovered pipe bomb. If …